As I have trundled along the last few years of life’s journey I’ve been vaguely aware of a certain milestone on the horizon. The big Six O in fact.
Apart from hoping that I’ll be able to swim cheaply and get free bus travel and thinking for this birthday a tiny, carry-everywhere camera and a trip to Venice might be allowed as presents (plus, of course my long awaited photographic day with wolves) I haven’t actually thought very hard about it but Barney has suddenly realised that he ought to be organising some kind of celebratory event. After all when he turned the decade, we had what amounted to a concert in the village hall and over a hundred people came and quite a lot of those performed in one way or another. (But all performed very beautifully).
So I made a list of people I’d like to see and suggested a few places where we could arrange to see them all at once. Due to my more solitary and meditative nature, I wasn’t thinking of a performance event, more a chatty and intimate party with some of my favourite people (only a hundred or so) and food. Also, though I had lots of help (and fun) organising Barney’s do, I wouldn’t want to impose that much work on anyone else!
Then it turned out that Barney had been thinking about a select little dinner party here at home (a dozen guests) while Youngest had been thinking about a big do at a village hall! Oops.
So I rewrote my list (wonderful things computers) and gave them each a copy and awaited developments. Also I wondered if I’d been unkind to some people who might think they were entitled to invites even though numbers will be tight – the house will be tight as well but we won’t worry about that. And then, having made what seemed to me to be a huge mental effort I decided to take advantage of yesterday’s sun and went out to get wet feet, frozen fingers and lots of photos.
Come with me?
Do bring warm shoes and gloves though.
As well as milestones, the trundling has made me think about boots – particularly last week when it was quite cold and wet underfoot. New Boots is what I was thinking. With very wide bits for my bunions, very loose fastenings over the instep, very high bits for the toes, plenty of support under the instep and a soft furry lining. And for preference, a touch of smartness or at least cuteness so I can wear them out in the evening too. And I don’t want them brown.
Any one seen them anywhere? I’ve been to all the shoe shops in town and I can’t find them.
Sleep well : )
Or possibly a wheelchair. Before I go any further, I must tell you that however much to the contrary it may seem, I really, truly loved a very large number of the minutes we spent going up and down mountains in the pouring rain. This may read like a litany of awful experiences but quite often, it was the view, not the height, which took my breath away.
We walked more miles and climbed more hills this week than I would normally do in a month. It was undoubtedly very good for me and character forming to boot. I thank the heavens for good boots!
I will tell you about it while I wait to see if any of my hasty, windblown, wobbly shots came out 🙂
We arrived in Cumbria of the English lakes, clutching our Wainright* book, on a sunny Sunday morning. We wandered Ambleside and bought a pair of matching gilet fleece thingies in a sale. We decided to do a short easy walk up a very small mountain. The view was splendiferous and there was a jackdaw touting his bright silver stare and gleaming feathers in hopes of getting a bit of left over tourist lunch. After a while, and after a few photos, my legs agreed that it was worth attempting to walk the longer way back. Near the lower end of the walk back, the road went down steeply and one of my knees suddenly hurt a lot. I walked the rest of the way down crabwise.
Next morning, the sun did not shine but rain fell steadily from stormy skies so we went to Keswick and walked wetly around it. Also we went to a pencil museum (which was actually very interesting indeed). Then the skies cleared, just enough that we thought we might do another, even easier, walk up to see Aire Force – a beautiful waterfall in the woods. Up being the operative part. And we were wrong about the rain, it returned and lent the woods and boulders a splendidly gloomy and doomladen air.
After passing a number of cateracts, plunging into dark ravines we decided that we might just possibly have missed the hole in the wall through which we had intended to walk round the fells above to get the most impressive views of Ullswater, shrouded in mist.
We made our way back down through the twisty forest and had a wonderful cream tea in the cafe. Then returned, as the evening sun came out and gleamed brightly on all the wet leaves and rocks and crags, to our B&B and our enormous bed. I love extra large beds! Where we lay stranded like wet fish until we had enough energy to shower and go out for dinner.
Oddly enough, it was raining the next morning so we went to Kendal where we didn’t find the famous Kendal mint cake shop but where I did buy a little raincoat for my camera. There’s something inhibiting about exposing expensive digital stuff to the elements. I said to Barney (now being equipped to take wet photos and keen to try it out) let’s go to Coniston and look at the view through the mist and rain and eat pies. So we bought pies (crappies, I seem to have written in my notepad but that must be an error surely?) and wonderfully, as we arrived at the lake, the sun came out and clouds and sunshine competed for being the most dramatic and beautiful. And the pies were hot and the water sparkled 🙂
As it wasn’t yet time to collapse completely, we went on to Tarn Hows to view the picture book lake and I got to wander off in the sun and take pictures all by myself while Barney sat in the car and read Wainright. (Plotting my next near downfall!) Rain swept in white gusts across the distant Fells and the sun illuminated it.
I found a small crag of my very own (a very small one, about ten feet high) with a puddle in the middle of it.
The next day, the sun and rain alternated but as we drove fellwards, the skies ahead suggested that it might be worth attempting our first real, serious climb, up Catbells with views over Derwent Water and a pleasant walk back along the lakeside through Manesty Woods. Wainright said this walk would be enjoyed by children and grandmothers as well as more serious walkers.
As I expected, the climb was steep. So after a few feet I was impressively out of breath and my legs were completely jelly. But it was all just a question of taking a bit longer, I thought, remembering the children and Grannies who had enjoyed this ‘walk’. Until I got halfway up a steep, rocky outcrop and realised that I was poised above a drop on either side of a narrow selection of footholds – all of which the jellyness of my legs wouldn’t allow me to reach. The moment of acute panic wasn’t so much about the immediate fear of inadvertant flying (bad enough I assure you) but about the realisation that I had already gone too far to turn back. There was absolutely no way in a million years that I could ever ever ever do this bit in reverse. They would just have to send the helicopters in to lift me off. And what the hell kind of grannies and children enjoyed this walk, I wondered furiously? The thought of the grannies spurred me on (and the five minutes of frozen panic gave my legs a rest and me time to get my breath back) so I made it over the rest of the rocky bit to the first ‘little’ peak. And got the first eyeful of the main peak which was not at all near but very very high above and very very thin!!! Oh No. Oh dear me no!!!! There’s no way I can go all the way up there I decided. There has to be an easy way down from here where I can sit by the roadside and wait for Barney to get the car and rescue me. For some reason I didn’t say any of this apart from a sort of breathlessly feeble squeak. This caused Barney to say kindly, no hurry, take your time, have some coffee. It’s not far now, the views will be even better up there. Which reminded me that I ought to be taking photos. This revived me a bit (it’s amazing how taking a photo does revive me) and we staggered onward and upward. Quite a lot (of staggering and upwardsness). The thin bit was wider than it looked from a long way down and the top was wide enough to walk about on in a wobbly sort of way and – Oh, I forgot the gusts of wind and sudden sidewayspours of rain and occasional bursts of blinding, full frontal sunlight that accompanied us up, like teasing, mischievious and not altogether friendly goblins (or boggarts as they used to be called in the North) – anyway, the view was worth all of the climb, every bit of it, and distant rain marched across the peaks and valleys and the sun and the clouds all did their thing again.
(If you can see the very tiny little bristle-like things on top of the peak, you might be surprised to learn that they are full sized people – just to give you an idea of the scale)
So after eating lunch, seated on a rock overlooking Derwent Water, we took our wet backsides down the fell. Down a steep zigzag path. After about twenty feet, my knee let me know that this kind of gradient was actually not an option. I descended the rest of the Fell crabwise. (Getting the hang of the crabwise thing after a while. It’s quite simple, you do a swoop down to the next foothold with the right foot while balanced on the left leg and then bring the left leg down to join it. Then you repeat the movement a lot – for the next half hour in fact. Tremendously good exercise for the left thigh but a bit hard on the right foot and left hip. On smooth bits, you do a kind of rocking hobble. It must look very interesting from any other perspective than mine.) I blessed my walking stick on this bit as, without it, the only way down would have been to lie down and let Barney roll me down the hillside. (Which would have been a lot faster but I didn’t trust him to keep me under control.)
Right. So on to the next bit of the walk, along the lakeshore through pleasant woodlands. Very nice woodlands and lakeshore but very wet as the rain had now settled to downpour mode (no doubt up on Catbells it was still doing sidewayspour in gusts). The lake was dramatically lashed by the wind and the trees sang a deep windy song above our heads. Occasionally we spied a distant sunny peak. My feet hurt. It was a mere mile and a half to the road and then just a short vertical walk up to where we parked the car. Amazingly, the car hadn’t rolled away down the hill and would you believe it, the sun came out 🙂
I shall leave you here, wet, aching and simply dying to know what heroic feats we next achieved, though, in fact, Catbells, at four and a half miles, nearly finished this Granny off completely and I refused to even contemplate Haystacks and Buttermere (seven and a half miles). Frustrating for Barney of course but I think he realised that the only way we’d both get up Haystacks would be with me riding piggyback 🙂 I did encourage him to do it without me but he didn’t seem keen. I don’t know why.
*For those of you who don’t know of him, AW Wainwright, wrote wonderful walkers guides for the Lake District fells, illustrated with maps and sketches and full of marvellous detailed information. They may have been the first pocket sized walkers guides.