Life, photos but not the universe

Need a holiday now

Or possibly a wheelchair.  Before I go any further, I must tell you that however much to the contrary it may seem, I really, truly loved a very large number of the minutes we spent going up and down mountains in the pouring rain.  This may read like a litany of awful experiences but quite often, it was the view, not the height, which took my breath away.

We walked more miles and climbed more hills this week than I would normally do in a month.  It was undoubtedly very good for me and character forming to boot.  I thank the heavens for good boots!

I will tell you about it while I wait to see if any of my hasty, windblown, wobbly shots came out 🙂

We arrived in Cumbria of the English lakes, clutching our Wainright* book, on a sunny Sunday morning.  We wandered Ambleside and bought a pair of matching gilet fleece thingies in a sale.  We decided to do a short easy walk up a very small mountain.  The view was splendiferous and there was a jackdaw touting his bright silver stare and gleaming feathers in hopes of getting a bit of left over tourist lunch.  After a while, and after a few photos, my legs agreed that it was worth attempting to walk the longer way back.  Near the lower end of the walk back, the road went down steeply and one of my knees suddenly hurt a lot.  I walked the rest of the way down crabwise.

Next morning, the sun did not shine but rain fell steadily from stormy skies so we went to Keswick and walked wetly around it.  Also we went to a pencil museum (which was actually very interesting indeed).  Then the skies cleared, just enough that we thought we might do another, even easier, walk up to see Aire Force – a beautiful waterfall in the woods.  Up being the operative part.  And we were wrong about the rain, it returned and lent the woods and boulders a splendidly gloomy and doomladen air.

Aire Force

Aire Force

After passing a number of cateracts, plunging into dark ravines we decided that we might just possibly have missed the hole in the wall through which we had intended to walk round the fells above to get the most impressive views of Ullswater, shrouded in mist.

We made our way back down through the twisty forest and had a wonderful cream tea in the cafe.  Then returned, as the evening sun came out and gleamed brightly on all the wet leaves and rocks and crags, to our B&B and our enormous bed.  I love extra large beds!  Where we lay stranded like wet fish until we had enough energy to shower and go out for dinner.

Oddly enough, it was raining the next morning so we went to Kendal where we didn’t find the famous Kendal mint cake shop but where I did buy a little raincoat for my camera.  There’s something inhibiting about exposing expensive digital stuff to the elements.  I said to Barney (now being equipped to take wet photos and keen to try it out) let’s go to Coniston and look at the view through the mist and rain and eat pies.  So we bought pies (crappies, I seem to have written in my notepad but that must be an error surely?) and wonderfully, as we arrived at the lake, the sun came out and clouds and sunshine competed for being the most dramatic and beautiful.  And the pies were hot and the water sparkled 🙂

Coniston Water

Coniston Water

As it wasn’t yet time to collapse completely, we went on to Tarn Hows to view the picture book lake and I got to wander off in the sun and take pictures all by myself while Barney sat in the car and read Wainright.  (Plotting my next near downfall!)  Rain swept in white gusts across the distant Fells and the sun illuminated it.

Weather - Tarn Hows

Weather - Tarn Hows

I found a small crag of my very own (a very small one, about ten feet high) with a puddle in the middle of it.

Mig's Crag

Mig's Crag 🙂

The next day, the sun and rain alternated but as we drove fellwards, the skies ahead suggested that it might be worth attempting our first real, serious climb, up Catbells with views over Derwent Water and a pleasant walk back along the lakeside through Manesty Woods.  Wainright said this walk would be enjoyed by children and grandmothers as well as more serious walkers.

As I expected, the climb was steep.  So after a few feet I was impressively out of breath and my legs were completely jelly.  But it was all just a question of taking a bit longer, I thought, remembering the children and Grannies who had enjoyed this ‘walk’.  Until I got halfway up a steep, rocky outcrop and realised that I was poised above a drop on either side of a narrow selection of footholds – all of which the jellyness of my legs wouldn’t allow me to reach.  The moment of acute panic wasn’t so much about the immediate fear of inadvertant flying (bad enough I assure you) but about the realisation that I had already gone too far to turn back.  There was absolutely no way in a million years that I could ever ever ever do this bit in reverse.  They would just have to send the helicopters in to lift me off.  And what the hell kind of grannies and children enjoyed this walk, I wondered furiously? The thought of the grannies spurred me on (and the five minutes of frozen panic gave my legs a rest and me time to get my breath back) so I made it over the rest of the rocky bit to the first ‘little’ peak.  And got the first eyeful of the main peak which was not at all near but very very high above and very very thin!!!  Oh No.  Oh dear me no!!!!  There’s no way I can go all the way up there I decided.  There has to be an easy way down from here where I can sit by the roadside and wait for Barney to get the car and rescue me.  For some reason I didn’t say any of this apart from a sort of breathlessly feeble squeak.  This caused Barney to say kindly, no hurry, take your time, have some coffee.  It’s not far now, the views will be even better up there.  Which reminded me that I ought to be taking photos.  This revived me a bit (it’s amazing how taking a photo does revive me) and we staggered onward and upward.  Quite a lot (of staggering and upwardsness).  The thin bit was wider than it looked from a long way down and the top was wide enough to walk about on in a wobbly sort of way and  – Oh, I forgot the gusts of wind and sudden sidewayspours of rain and occasional bursts of blinding, full frontal sunlight that accompanied us up, like teasing, mischievious and not altogether friendly goblins (or boggarts as they used to be called in the North) – anyway, the view was worth all of the climb, every bit of it, and distant rain marched across the peaks and valleys and the sun and the clouds all did their thing again.

rain and sun

rain and sun

Catbells peak and view

Catbells peak and view (halfway up)

(If you can see the very tiny little bristle-like things on top of the peak, you might be surprised to learn that they are full sized people – just to give you an idea of the scale)

So after eating lunch, seated on a rock overlooking Derwent Water, we took our wet backsides down the fell.  Down a steep zigzag path. After about twenty feet, my knee let me know that this kind of gradient was actually not an option.  I descended the rest of the Fell crabwise.  (Getting the hang of the crabwise thing after a while.  It’s quite simple, you do a swoop down to the next foothold with the right foot while balanced on the left leg and then bring the left leg down to join it.  Then you repeat the movement a lot – for the next half hour in fact. Tremendously good exercise for the left thigh but a bit hard on the right foot and left hip.  On smooth bits, you do a kind of rocking hobble.  It must look very interesting from any other perspective than mine.)  I blessed my walking stick on this bit as, without it, the only way down would have been to lie down and let Barney roll me down the hillside.  (Which would have been a lot faster but I didn’t trust him to keep me under control.)

Right.  So on to the next bit of the walk, along the lakeshore through pleasant woodlands.  Very nice woodlands and lakeshore but very wet as the rain had now settled to downpour mode (no doubt up on Catbells it was still doing sidewayspour in gusts).  The lake was dramatically lashed by the wind and the trees sang a deep windy song above our heads.  Occasionally we spied a distant sunny peak.  My feet hurt. It was a mere mile and a half to the road and then just a short vertical walk up to where we parked the car.  Amazingly, the car hadn’t rolled away down the hill and would you believe it, the sun came out 🙂

I shall leave you here, wet, aching and simply dying to know what heroic feats we next achieved, though, in fact, Catbells, at four and a half miles, nearly finished this Granny off completely and I refused to even contemplate Haystacks and Buttermere (seven and a half miles).  Frustrating for Barney of course but I think he realised that the only way we’d both get up Haystacks would be with me riding piggyback 🙂  I did encourage him to do it without me but he didn’t seem keen.  I don’t know why.

*For those of you who don’t know of him, AW Wainwright, wrote wonderful walkers guides for the Lake District fells, illustrated with maps and sketches and full of marvellous detailed information.  They may have been the first pocket sized walkers guides.

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  1. Oh but for the agony of a few sore muscles!
    These are wonderful!, ( of course!)
    and it reads like a post card of ” oh wish I was there!”
    and now i get to look forward to tomorrows photo essays!
    poor B, he couldn’t carry you, and couldn’t tantalize you with a ” but just think of the pics at the top of that one!”

    Not just the soreness Sorrow but also the bad head for heights. I always forget at the bottom of a hill that it’s going to get higher and narrower as you get near the best bits. still it makes me appreciate the pics more 🙂

    Comment by sorrow | October 6, 2008 | Reply

  2. OHmygosh…….

    Himself assured me “We’re not all industrialized” when I was drooling over the photographs and the beautifulness of it all.
    And he informed me the photo on my wall is from the same area. BOY did I feel silly….
    But boy they’re gorgeous shots. Every single on of ’em……..
    And boy was getting cramped muscles in my legs just hearing about all that climbing……but whoaaa….what a view!!!!!!

    It’s only a corner of England and it’s one of the most photographed places in the country Mel but I did have to make my own attempt 🙂 It’s a place that just calls to you to try and capture some of it.
    (I feel much better now I’ve had a major whinge about the climbing 🙂

    Comment by Mel | October 7, 2008 | Reply

  3. Oops…….welcome back, welcome back, welcome BACK!!!!!! 🙂

    Thank you Mel 🙂
    ((((((((((( Mel )))))))))))
    am going visiting shortly.

    Comment by Mel | October 7, 2008 | Reply

  4. Oh Mig this all looks so beautiful! I admire you so much for all that hiking AND courage. Photos are wonderful

    thank you Betty. Thing is, you have to remember whenever it’s too wet or too steep or whatever, that there wouldn’t be lakes without the water and yopu wouldn’t get to see them like that without the mountains.
    It’s a fair exchange 🙂

    Comment by Betty Flocken | October 7, 2008 | Reply

  5. wonderful


    (I’m very tired – sorry – but wanted to come over before I fall into bed!)

    love the last couple of shots, altho – of course – I like all of them! and reminds me of time spent at XCH’s aunt’s (she used to run the Post Office in Coniston!) and now I really fancy a piece of Kendal Mint Cake. . .

    can’t wait to see more pics


    (will come back in the morning when I’m awake and read everything in details, rather than skimming thru – but boy, oh boy – all that walking up and down! I couldn’t do that! love and hugs and glad you’d back safe and sound) (I’m assuming you are sound and don’t really need a wheelchair. . .)

    Big (((((((((((( I ))))))))))))))
    It’s a shame we couldn’t find the Kendal mint cake shop 🙂 All of my aching bits have gone back to normal now, the wheelchair bit was just a final whinge at finding that there is life after holidays and it involves normal stuff like cooking and shopping and carrying washing up and down stairs 🙂
    Hope you had a good sleep, it sounds as though you are running two households so you need at least twice as much rest!

    Comment by I, Like The View | October 8, 2008 | Reply

  6. I’ve found some KMC for you! (it’s Friday, so it’s treat day chez moi!)

    Lovely lovely treat thank you dearest I. 🙂 It so takes me back to being quite small (I said twelve but on consideration I think I was a bit younger when I used to stay with my aunties in Kendal, probably about four).

    Comment by I, Like The View | October 10, 2008 | Reply

  7. *waving*

    Just back for another wander about the beautiful hills….(without having to deal in the pains and aches of the climb, thankfully!) 😉

    Did I thank you for sharing the view?
    Thank you, thank you, thank you!

    always a pleasure Mel. And thanks for coming back – I seem to be quite ridiculously busy doing very litle at the moment. xxxx

    Comment by Mel | October 11, 2008 | Reply

  8. […] Birketts – a selection of Lake district mountains.    (I was momentarily tempted to log my own climb of Catbells – suitable for Grannies according to Wainwright; speaking as a granny I found it […]

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